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Post by kagami on Aug 11, 2013 23:17:26 GMT -5
Another day another mission, though luck had not been so kind to the boy this time around as he had been paired with another for this task. He hated being around people, saw them as being far too blissfully ignorant for their own good. Alas, he couldn't just not show up as the consequences for such things would land him in front of even more people along with some trouble to boot. He would have to endure at least for one day the companionship of another, though the mission hardly seemed like it required more than one person to complete.
Apparently some man needed his pets watched while he was out and about doing whatever he needed to do. Three cats, four dogs, and a bird. Why was it even legal for one person to own that many animals? Two or three was fine, but eight? He must have been lonely, not that that was always a bad thing. Kagami was lonely, but not in the sense that he was unable to socialize, it was just that he didn't. Well, one could argue that his experiences prevented the boy from being around others, though if they tried the Uchiha would not argue against it, instead he'd just walk away, or stare at them silently. It didn't matter, this was the task he was assigned and he would complete it.
The person he had been paired with was from the Yamanaka clan, but that was all he knew, or rather, was given. Their first name was far too complex to try and remember, not that Kagami would have bothered remembering a simple name either. He honestly didn't care so long as they were capable of doing the job. He hoped that whoever they were wasn't a chatter box, but that probably wouldn't be the case. People always needed to talk, it was a bad habit. Contrary to popular belief the Genin could actually be around people, if they weren't talking that was. Anything else annoyed him. The abode that they were to meet Kagami had arrived a few minutes ago and he waited in silence for the other persons arrival. He wondered for a moment what kind of person they would be, though that thought quickly escaped his mind. In the end it didn't matter for they would probably get on his bad side in a matter of minutes.
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Post by Inokōdai Yamanaka on Aug 11, 2013 23:27:15 GMT -5
- she snickered softly just as she stepped into view; pushing through the door. The young-or "young" slightly older in this setting Yamanaka walked into the room; her brightly colored kimono and expensive taste could be soon for miles and she had no means or desires to hide her wealth from anyone at all. Not some genuine-brat for sure and she had only taken this mission in hopes of seeing some of the "new crowd" and what they considered their futures to be. It was quite an enjoyable experience to see how each new person reacted to their environment.
- she slowly moved forward to sit on a nearby bench; her clothing perfectly kept unhindered by movement and even the sitting failed to wrinkle anything on her body. She nodded and without so much as speaking; sat there. Nothing coming from her but the ultimate speech of silence. In her hands; a small cup was fastened between her fingers and in the other a small bottle-with a warm black ink kanji labeled on the bottle's neck and nose. "Warmth" or in most cases an expensive and extremely potent smoke flavored brand of sake made from-dark rice or rice that was dried in the sun, and dyed with pepper.
- it was considered rather tasteful to those that could actually stomach it; all while she sat. She poured a small glass, and tapped the bottle on the table before leaning back and raising the bowl to her lips; a perfect sip. Not a drip missed nor did it so much as stain her lips. Perfectly controlled and handled, Perfection. That was the key to showing one's rank. If one handled themselves, then it meant they were proud and if not. It meant they were sorry or regretful, anyone could see that this young woman was quite content.
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Post by kagami on Aug 12, 2013 0:02:41 GMT -5
He had barely noticed the woman come into view, mostly because he didn't assume her to be the one participating in this mission with him. She was brightly dressed in something that looked ridiculously expensive. Dark hues tracked the Yamanaka as she strode past him and walked into the house without so much as a word. Normally that would have actually pleased Kagami, but something about this person didn't seem quite right. No matter, the mission had begun. The Genin walked in shortly after, taking note that the woman had already made herself comfortable and was drinking some kind of alcoholic beverage, probably expensive too. Not that he cared, but couldn't help but notice. Hopefully she wasn't some drunk that needed a bunch of drinks act normal.
Immediately there was noise, the sound of paws clapping against wood and dogs panting. The four of them came running, two towards Kagami and the others checking out Inokodai. They sniffed the two of them, trying to figure out the new scent. The boy didn't mind animals so long as they weren't too crazy, and these seemed just fine. A few pats to each would suffice for the time being as there were still four other animals to take count of. The scratching posts in the corner of the room gave notice that there were indeed cats here, though they were not in immediate sight. Odd creatures they were, silent and mysterious yet seen as wise. Kagami wished more people were like that, then perhaps he would socialize. He wasn't worried about the cats just yet as they would more than likely keep to themselves and hopefully not cause an issue.
Now came the bird, though there were no sign of a cage in this room. Odd. Kagami eased his way past the excited canines and made his way into the kitchen area, and sure enough there was a cage held about five and a half feet high by a stand that was covered in a tan tarp. In one fluid motion he lifted the tarp to reveal a parrot, that was red and blue in coloring with specks of green thrown in for good measure. Sqwuaaak. Itadakimasu! Squealed the bird, probably imitating a phrase heard by its owner many times over. Why one would keep a bird in the kitchen made little sense, perhaps it served as companionship during meals? At least this guy had someone...
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Post by Inokōdai Yamanaka on Aug 12, 2013 5:23:09 GMT -5
- at this point she had already poured in two small cups of drink and sipped them back; placing the bottle out on the nearest table which happened to be to the dead right of her. On a small holster like piece of wood. This allows her to push up from the soft-wood chair lined with various pieces of cotton padding and stand up and high in the room. Slowly she turned her feet on the bare floor and stepped into the kitchen as well. Each step she made despite the hard-wood clogs seemed to not make so much as a single banter of noise.
- a testament to her unique talents; she nodded just as she entered the room. Her hands slowly flowing in front of her view; and across the range as she locked onto the small bird in front of her. A sudden release of Chakra flushed from her body, and literally exploded around the blue & green creature. However the world would never see such a trick, it was as if nothing had ever happened. The true trick was using this to turn the bird on anything she wanted or using it to control an enemy but in this case she was going to have a little fun.
- "Shinranshin no Jutsu," her voice was soft and in her head; quickly the small creature took its wings to flight and spread them open proudly. Stepping forward and towards the end of the cage before speaking and nodding. "Little, Uchiha! Little, Uchiha!," it gawked with open tone. Pecking at the breach of its wings each and every time it spoke."Little, Uchiha! Little, Uchiha!," it continued on into a rant. Stepping across its small wooden post each time it decided to speak. "Hungry, HUNGRY!," it continued to speak. It's peck starting to pound and break across the small wooden plank.
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Post by kagami on Aug 12, 2013 14:33:27 GMT -5
He was still staring at the bird, wondering if it would say anything else. Probably not, just repeating that one phrase over and over. It was still decent to look at, he supposed. Then came the unexpected. It spoke his surname, but how? How did it know that the boy was an Uchiha? There was no way that was possible. Dark hues squinted in confusion, something wasn't right here. Maybe the guy had read over who all was going to perform the mission and got enamored with the name? That was a stretch, to say the least, but better than nothing. It couldn't have recognized the symbol on the back of Kagami's shirt because up until this point the cage had been draped in a tarp, and even still the Genin had been facing the bird the entire time so there was no chance it could have seen it.
Kagami chalked up it up to random chance and he stopped thinking about it when the bird called out for food. That phrase made sense, probably something its owner had taught it years ago. There had to be some bird seed somewhere around this place, probably around this very kitchen in fact. The boy turned around and his eye twitched as the woman came into view. He hadn't heard her walk into the kitchen and she hadn't said a word. She was creepy, even by Kagami's standards. He liked silence, even more in people that employed it on a regular basis, but this was still odd. He kept moving, heading towards the various cabinets in search of bird seed.
He opened one, cups, another, plates, another, expensive looking glasses, but no bird seed. The boy assumed that the owner kept it hidden high up so the dogs wouldn't get into it. He checked through more cabinets and on the next to last one finally found the bag. It was about half full and claimed to be filled with all kinds of nutrients. Walking back to the cage Kagami opened it with a single hand and carefully reached inside for the food dish. He made sure to close it so the bird wouldn't get any bright ideas. It only took a few moments to fill it, and in another fluid motion he returned it back to the cage. It's water bowl was at a decent level, so the Genin wouldn't bother with it.
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Post by Inokōdai Yamanaka on Aug 12, 2013 17:06:41 GMT -5
- the bird seemed to jerk it's head once the boy began to search for it's food. It was ready for it...and the boy didn't even know. It had already begun twisting around on it's talons and was slowly rotating in place much like a bird at play. He fixed the cage open and began to pour in a small amount of food. He leaned in and slowly began to peck at it's soon to be perfect meal. The moment he saw that boy look at the water he moved; he twisted around, tail feathers high in the air and with a snickering voice it spoke up. "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU PUT IN THIS BIRD SEED!," as it spoke it began firing.
- load after load of gooey-white bird shit all over the young Genin's shirt or attempted to do so anyway. All in an attempt to coat him in white-pasty turds, it continued for some time and followed the boy where-ever he went. How the hell was the bird doing this? No one would would know, all while the young woman began to giggle; stepping back and leaning out of the room quickly once the bird began firing off round after round across the floors, walls, and it's own cage.
- her giggling could be heard every from the other room as it turned into a hard chuckling. All while she enjoyed the show, and continued to watch. The room was flooded with other animals as well, she had loads of fun she could perform. What would she do next hm? Dogs humping his legs, pissing on him? Cats attacking him? Who knew other than her, she did this for one reason. She wanted to see how genin handled themselves.
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Post by kagami on Aug 12, 2013 17:42:38 GMT -5
Kagami jerked up upon hearing the foul language from the bird, what the hell did it just say? However, there was little time to react as it turned coat and proceeded to projectile shit everywhere, most of which the boy was able to avoid with a fair bit of luck. He ducked into the next room over and could hear the woman laughing, instantly he disliked her. He took refuge behind a couch, his face somewhat distressed but more perturbed than anything. What the hell was wrong with that bird? Was it the seed? If so, then the owner was at fault for buying it and not telling anyone.
He had half a mind not clean any of the mess up, that was if it was even possible. The damn thing just kept shitting and the stink was beginning to fill the house. At this rate the Uchiha would be here all night cleaning this mess up, and chances were he would have to do all of that himself. The woman seemed useless, no, she was more than useless. She had done nothing but drink this entire time and would probably be far too inebriated to be of assistance, typical.
There were a couple options at this point. Either Kagami could wait it out and try to put the tarp back over the cage, or he could... well, the other option was doing the first thing except not waiting for the bird to stop pooping. Considering that he would rather not be covered in bird excrement all day the boy would wait, though considering how much of it there was he would probably get some on him during the clean up. At least the other animals had not caused a scene, and from the looks of it they were just as confused as Kagami was. Come to think of it, the boy hadn't come across the cats yet, and he probably wouldn't considering what all had just taken place. This had become far more trouble than it was worth, and a part of him wanted to just leave right now, because if he went through all the trouble to clean the mess up without the assistance of the Yamanaka and she still got paid then there would be hell to pay.
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Post by Inokōdai Yamanaka on Aug 12, 2013 17:52:49 GMT -5
- she had been chuckling the entire time it happened; the bird raised it's ass and began shit bombing the floors and walls. All while she snickered and broke- up this was the first time she got to laugh like that in a while but it was far from over yet; earlier she had cast a technique that allows her to decide the fate of this young boy; and it was soon to continue. Up top...they moved like trained ninja...three cats; all locked in above the boy. The had actually stuck their claws into the ceiling and lined up above him. It began; quickly they dropped down; like a perfectly and well trained strike force.
- the first was a fat-tabby cat; it attempted to land right on his head. The other two was slightly smaller orange-tom cats who attempted to strike his back and shoulder. Pulling him to the ground due to the surprise (attempt) at that point it would continue. The dogs rushed him; the biggest one a massive pitbull attempted to hit him from behind; mount his leg and begin thrusting against it like a madman. All while the young woman continued her manic giggling. The other three; a small weenie dog, a sheep dog, and a smaller pit bull did the same as the original one. Taking aim at a body part; and quickly thrusting their hips against the boy.
- with all this humping going on; the bird wasn't one to be left out. It picked at it's cage with it's beak and slowly cracked up the small-slot lock. Stepping out, it took to the sky and swept across w/e the boy was. Small turd bomb-runs splattered across the ground, and tables. All aimed at this young boy.
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Post by kagami on Aug 12, 2013 19:05:26 GMT -5
His need for shelter had prevented the boy from keeping track of his surroundings and so he didn't notice the three cats that were preparing their assault. The feeling of a heavy, furry being on top of his bed shocked the boy but before he could move to remove the feline two more had latched themselves on his back and shoulder, respectively. This must have been why he hadn't seen them prior to now, they were preparing their assault. Now the Uchiha was upset, why had things gone this way? Why couldn't things just go smoothly? This was a D-rank mission after all.
Between the feeling of claws digging into his skin he could hear the sound of that woman, still laughing. Why hadn't she gotten off her lazy ass and helped, not that Kagami cared either way but the Yamanaka still could have made herself useful. He wasn't going to ask her for help, no, there was no need for that. The Genin raised from his position and attempted to shake the cats off of him, he didn't really mind the one on his hand though it was a bit heavy, but his efforts went into the other two. His hands were able to reach the one clinging to its shoulder and he winced as he pried it off his shoulder, now there was only one. But then came the dogs, specifically the pitbull. Was it too trying to take a piece out of Kagami? No, its intentions seemed different.
The boy jumped over the pooch before it could begin its dastardly deeds and had ended up next to a couch. That only brought him a few seconds reprieve as now all the dogs were coming towards him, all probably trying to get in on the action. Kagami was pissed and had no intention of being used like some kind of toy for the likes of animals. But what to do? He didn't want hurt them, and he also didn't want to break anything in the process which was sure to happen if he kept running around. This shit had gone past annoying, it was time to act. A quick set of hand seals and the four dogs went still, seemingly standing mid-stride. A thud from the other side of the room could be heard and signaled that the bird had too fallen pray to the technique before it could begin its anal assault, though how it escaped its cage the boy didn't know. No matter, he didn't care at this point. He just wanted to cage these beasts, clean up the mess and get out of here.
Their cages were in another corner of the room and that was the perfect place to put them. Begrudgingly, the Uchiha looked at the woman. He loathed what was to come next but had no choice if he wanted to get the animals in their respective cages before the technique wore off. "Help me get these back in their cages?" It was technically a question but barely sounded like one. He hated asking others for assistance. Hell, he hated talking to people in general so relying on others was a huge discomfort.
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Kanashibari no Jutsu | Temporary Paralysis Technique |
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Post by Inokōdai Yamanaka on Aug 12, 2013 19:20:16 GMT -5
- so the young male finally asked for a bit of help? That seemed something he should have done earlier but that was all up to him. She smiled, and stepped up. Standing from her seat before her hands were entranced in front of her chest; fingers curling into a square as she fixed them out and onto the animals. "Behave," the first thing she had said the entire "mission" and with little focus it seemed to work. The animals slowly shook from the original technique; slowly they stepped back. The bird swooped across the view of both of them and dashed into it's cage.
- its beak pecking at the lock as it locked itself back in; stood on it's post and become a good little bird. The cat's halted, and stepped back. Slowly moving up the staircase as they curled around themselves and laid about. Quickly falling asleep in what seemed like a few moments. The dogs were next, and they quickly did the same. The broke away, heads shaking and stepped back and up onto the porch-line before standing to the far end and simply looking away.
- the young woman nodded; and slowly removed her hands from out and in front of her; a grin on her face as the giggles finally managed to finish. "Inokodai Yamanaka, your welcome," she snickered and stepped forward and towards the door. "Oh and, you can do the cleaning," and before he even had a chance to even stop her; her body flickered into dozens of warmly colored lines-produced by her unique kimono. Nothing left in her trace as she vanished from sight, and quickly burst into a soft-line of smoke. In truth, she could be seen five feet away and at the end of the pathway to the house. Simply walking away.
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